Naked or Nuts?

Just a little factoid my readers might find interesting. Did you know that in Villahermosa, a city just outside of Mexico City, it is illegal to be naked in your own house?

I have a question. How the heck could anybody report such a violation? Especially since Villahermosa also has a law on its books prohibiting peeping Toms.

Interesting that the good folks of Villahermosa find nudity, in the privacy of one's own home, to be as great a danger to society as peeping in other people's windows to see if they are nude in the first place.

The B.O. problem there must be terrible. After all, if you can't be naked in your house, that kinda rules out showers. Unless, of course, everybody washes down in speedos or bikinis. As for making whoopee, I suppose sexy nighties are still allowed. Or if not, there are always Jesus jammies...

Hmmm...Villahermosa sounds like one, gigantic convent.

I suppose it's only a matter of time before the Focus on the Family crowd takes up the cause here in the good ol' U.S. of A.