Death to "Fargo!!!"

I'm getting ready to watch one of my favorite movies on cable: Fargo. The first time I saw it, I was puzzled. These people talk just like the vast majority of my relatives!

"Yah, you betcha" is funny?! At least nobody says "Yumpin' Yiminy!"

But you know what? After all is said and done, I think I'm offended. Insulted. Yah, you betcha!

Should we injured American Norskies issue a fatwa on filmmakers who make fun of us? What about that Garrison Keillor guy over on NPR? Where's the Lutheran outrage?

Heavens to Betsy, I dunno how this country has managed to survive all these years...