Friday, September 28, 2007

Old Broads Behaving Badly

Well, almost thirty years after hanging up my sneakers, I'm going to be playing basketball again.

Some fellow Mercury and Lady Sun Devil fans and I are launching our own local "mature" ladies' basketball league.

I am a very political animal, and basketball is definitely political -- at least when we women play it. All sorts of male losers are getting their tighty-whities in a bunch because women are playing basketball, enjoying it and loving to watch other women play it. This is yet another rung on the ladder of our climb toward TAKING OVER THE WORLD. Get used to it.

The sour grapes over at many of the online article comment boards are truly pathetic. It has taken MY Phoenix Mercury 11 years to do what the Suns haven't been able to accomplish in almost forty.


Yes, let's call the waaaambulance, please. The sexism and homophobia in the air is getting downright poisonous. But of course, we womens' B-ball fans just find it funny.

If all the women in the world were heterosexual, these sad clowns in the circus of life couldn't get one between them. Neither could any of them make a third-grade hopscotch team.

Weep on, you dead ends in the gene pool. And may your genes die out, as they well deserve to.

Bring on ladies' basketball and the Catwomen -- our new team. We may not be quite ready for the Mercury or the Lady Sun Devils, but our day will come!


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